{"id":400609,"date":"2017-12-02T20:29:38","date_gmt":"2017-12-02T19:29:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fajkusovi.cz\/?p=400609"},"modified":"2017-12-02T20:30:51","modified_gmt":"2017-12-02T19:30:51","slug":"co-plati-na-zlobive-dite-aneb-mikulas-to-nevytrhne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fajkusovi.cz\/?p=400609","title":{"rendered":"Co plat\u00ed na zlobiv\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b aneb Mikul\u00e1\u0161 to nevytrhne"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"le_body_row_2_col_1_el_1\" class=\"element-container cf\" style=\"text-align: justify;\" data-style=\"\">\n<div class=\"element\">\n<div class=\"feature-box feature-box-15 feature-box-align-center\">\n<div class=\"feature-box-content cf\" data-epicbox-title=\"Feature Box Content\">\n<div class=\"row element-container cf \">\n<div class=\"op-text-block\">\n<p><em>Tento \u010dl\u00e1nek byl p\u0159evzat se serveru <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nevychova.cz\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Nev\u00fdchova<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Na tenhle mikul\u00e1\u0161sk\u00fd ve\u010der hned tak nezapomenu. A mal\u00e1 Andulka, co si nerada ukl\u00edz\u00ed pokoj\u00ed\u010dek a zlob\u00ed doma se vst\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00edm, ta asi taky ne.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"le_body_row_2_col_1_el_2\" class=\"element-container cf\" style=\"text-align: justify;\" data-style=\"\">\n<div class=\"element\">\n<div class=\"feature-box feature-box-15 feature-box-align-center\">\n<div class=\"feature-box-content cf\" data-epicbox-title=\"Feature Box Content\">\n<div class=\"row element-container cf \">\n<div class=\"op-text-block\">\n<p>Se\u0161lo se u n\u00e1s letos d\u011bt\u00ed, \u017ee se m\u00e1lem neve\u0161ly. Je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed napjat\u011b \u010dekaly, kdy se kone\u010dn\u011b ozve zvonek, a te\u010f u\u017e jedno po druh\u00e9m nastupuj\u00ed p\u0159ed vousat\u00e9ho Mikul\u00e1\u0161e a za\u0161mudlan\u00e9ho \u010derta.<\/p>\n<p>Aby si vyslechly, co se o nich za cel\u00fd ten rok p\u00ed\u0161e v knize h\u0159\u00edch\u016f, a pak se vykoupily n\u011bjakou p\u011bknou b\u00e1sni\u010dkou \u2013 a mohly dostat bal\u00ed\u010dek s dobrotami. Taky s bramborou nebo kouskem uhl\u00ed samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, n\u011bjak\u00fd ten vroubek se p\u0159ece v\u017edycky najde. Tak aby si d\u011bti pamatovaly, \u017ee nap\u0159esrok nemaj\u00ed zlobit.<\/p>\n<h3>Hezk\u00e1 tradice, \u0159\u00edkala jsem si. Ne\u017e p\u0159i\u0161la na \u0159adu Andulka.<\/h3>\n<p>P\u011btilet\u00e1 dcerka na\u0161ich soused\u016f, co se p\u0159ist\u011bhovali loni. Mikul\u00e1\u0161sk\u00fdm bes\u00eddk\u00e1m se zat\u00edm n\u011bjak vyh\u00fdbali, pr\u00fd v\u017edycky jen pun\u010dochu za okno. Letos\u00a0ale p\u0159i\u0161li taky. A\u0165 si to Andulka s ostatn\u00edmi d\u011btmi trochu u\u017eije.<\/p>\n<p>A te\u010f je na Andulce \u0159ada.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTak, je tu n\u011bjak\u00e1 Andulka Bal\u00e1kov\u00e1?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eJ\u00e1,\u201c \u0161pitla potichu Andulka.<br \/>\n\u201eNo tak poj\u010f sem k n\u00e1m dop\u0159edu, neboj se.\u201c<br \/>\nAndulka se rozpa\u010dit\u011b oto\u010d\u00ed na maminku.<br \/>\n\u201eNo tak b\u011b\u017e, neboj, Mikul\u00e1\u0161 je hodnej,\u201c dod\u00e1v\u00e1 j\u00ed mamka odvahy.<br \/>\nA tak se nakonec nejist\u011b zvedne a jde.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTak, Andulko, to je dob\u0159e, \u017ee jsi p\u0159i\u0161la, n\u011bco tu pro tebe m\u00e1me. Ale nejd\u0159\u00edv se taky pod\u00edv\u00e1me do knihy, co se tam o tob\u011b p\u00ed\u0161e. T\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1k,\u201c listuje Mikul\u00e1\u0161.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTak tady \u010dtu, \u017ee ti moc nejde p\u00edsmenko R. Hm, a nechce\u0161 ho s maminkou tr\u00e9novat. Je to pravda?\u201c<\/p>\n<h3>Andulka k\u00fdvne a sklop\u00ed o\u010di.<\/h3>\n<p>\u201eA r\u00e1no nechce\u0161 vst\u00e1vat do \u0161kolky, \u017ee jo. No a ten nepo\u0159\u00e1dek u\u00a0tebe v\u00a0pokoj\u00ed\u010dku, to taky nen\u00ed p\u011bkn\u00e9, vi\u010f. Co \u0159\u00edk\u00e1\u0161?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Andulka u\u017e ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1 v\u016fbec nic.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eNo tak co, Andulko, sl\u00edb\u00ed\u0161 n\u00e1m, \u017ee se polep\u0161\u00ed\u0161, aby z tebe maminka m\u011bla radost?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eBllblbl, ta se asi nepolep\u0161\u00ed, Mikul\u00e1\u0161i,\u201c bleptne \u010dert.<br \/>\n\u201eMl\u010d, \u010derte, Andulka ur\u010dit\u011b nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 zlobiv\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b, polep\u0161\u00ed se. A dostane bal\u00ed\u010dek. Vi\u010f?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Andulka stoj\u00ed jako za\u0159ezan\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eNo tak pov\u00ed\u0161 n\u00e1m n\u011bjakou hezkou b\u00e1sni\u010dku?\u201c zkou\u0161\u00ed to vl\u00eddn\u011b Mikul\u00e1\u0161.<br \/>\nAndulka se d\u00edv\u00e1 do zem\u011b a nerv\u00f3zn\u011b p\u0159e\u0161lapuje.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTakov\u00e1 hezk\u00e1 hol\u010di\u010dka ur\u010dit\u011b n\u011bjakou um\u00ed. Nebo p\u00edsni\u010dku, co?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eNo tak to asi bal\u00ed\u010dek nebude, Mikul\u00e1\u0161i, aspo\u0148 na m\u011b n\u011bco zbyde,\u201c zaskuhr\u00e1 zase \u010dert (aby byla n\u011bjak\u00e1 legrace) a zachrast\u00ed \u0159et\u011bzem. Jenom tak mali\u010dko, domluvili jsme si s touhle mikul\u00e1\u0161skou partou, a\u0165 u n\u00e1s moc nestra\u0161\u00ed. A\u0165 se jich d\u011bti nemus\u00ed b\u00e1t.<\/p>\n<p>\u201ePro v\u0161echny d\u011bti tu m\u00e1me bal\u00ed\u010dky, \u010derte, i pro ty, co trochu zlob\u00ed.<br \/>\nJen se poj\u010f se mnou pod\u00edvat tady do ko\u0161\u00edku, Andulko,\u201c ud\u011bl\u00e1 Mikul\u00e1\u0161 dva kr\u016f\u010dky k hol\u010di\u010dce a nat\u00e1hne k n\u00ed ruku.<\/p>\n<h3>Andulka polekan\u011b ucukne a najednou j\u00ed vlhnou pun\u010doch\u00e1\u010de.<\/h3>\n<p>Tam, co stoj\u00ed, se objevuje lou\u017ee a pomalu se rozt\u00e9k\u00e1 po podlaze.<br \/>\nPo\u010d\u016frala se.<br \/>\nTe\u010f tam post\u00e1v\u00e1 se sklopenou hlavou a mokr\u00fdm flekem v rozkroku a\u00a0tichounce pl\u00e1\u010de.<br \/>\nA nikdo moc nev\u00ed, co \u0159\u00edct.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eAndul,\u201c zvedne se maminka a jde honem za n\u00ed.<br \/>\n\u201eNebre\u010d, zlato, to nevad\u00ed.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eNo, to se stane, \u010dert si taky ob\u010das po\u010d\u016fr\u00e1 kalhoty, ostuda jeden,\u201c sna\u017e\u00ed se situaci zachr\u00e1nit Mikul\u00e1\u0161.<br \/>\nA Andulka se p\u0159ilep\u00ed k m\u00e1m\u011b, jako by se cht\u011bla do n\u00ed zavrtat a zmizet.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTak tady m\u00e1\u0161 bal\u00ed\u010dek a neplakej. Vezm\u011bte si ho pro Andulku, maminko.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMam\u00ed\u00ed, mam\u00ed, j\u00e1 jsem necht\u011bla,\u201c \u0161ept\u00e1 Andulka m\u00e1m\u011b do ucha.<br \/>\n\u201eNejsem zlobiv\u00e1, vi\u010f.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Mamka si bere bal\u00ed\u010dek, zved\u00e1 Andulku, nese ji do koupelny, j\u00e1 jdu pro hadr a\u00a0na \u0159adu jde dal\u0161\u00ed. Dav\u00eddek. Aby to hezky ods\u00fdpalo.<\/p>\n<h4>Nakonec to byl prima ve\u010der. A\u017e na jedinou mali\u010dkost.<\/h4>\n<p>Maminka s Andulkou to v koupeln\u011b n\u011bjak zvl\u00e1dly, vym\u011bnily pun\u010doch\u00e1\u010de, ostatn\u00ed d\u011bti mezit\u00edm dostaly nad\u00edlku a pak se u n\u00e1s spolu je\u0161t\u011b p\u011bkn\u011b vy\u0159\u00e1dily.<\/p>\n<p>Jen Andulka u\u017e se nezapojila.<br \/>\nSed\u011bla cel\u00fd ve\u010der m\u00e1m\u011b na kl\u00edn\u011b, ticho jako p\u011bna, a nehnula se od n\u00ed. Ani\u00a0s\u00a0legem si hr\u00e1t necht\u011bla.<\/p>\n<p>A tak tu na ni po\u0159\u00e1d mysl\u00edm.<br \/>\nA p\u0159edstavuju si, jak\u00e9 by to asi bylo, kdyby Mikul\u00e1\u0161 s \u010dertem pozvali na\u00a0kobere\u010dek m\u011b.<\/p>\n<h4>Tak maminka n\u00e1m trochu zlob\u00ed.<\/h4>\n<p>\u201eTady \u010dtu, maminko, \u017ee ti moc nejde to hubnut\u00ed, co? A cvi\u010dit se ti taky moc nechce, v\u010dera jsi zase vynechala.<\/p>\n<p>A r\u00e1no se ti nechce vst\u00e1vat do pr\u00e1ce, \u017ee jo. Dneska jsi zas budila d\u011bti na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli a byla jsi na n\u011b p\u011bkn\u011b protivn\u00e1. No co s t\u00edm ud\u011bl\u00e1me, maminko?<\/p>\n<p>No a ten ko\u0161\u00edk s \u017eehlen\u00edm, co u\u017e t\u00fdden odkl\u00e1d\u00e1\u0161, to taky nen\u00ed p\u011bkn\u00e9, vi\u010f. Takov\u00fd nepo\u0159\u00e1dek. Co \u0159\u00edk\u00e1\u0161, sl\u00edb\u00ed\u0161 mi, \u017ee se polep\u0161\u00ed\u0161, aby z tebe m\u011bli doma radost?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eTak ta p\u016fjde se mnou rovnou do pekla, Mikul\u00e1\u0161i,\u201c neudr\u017eel by se asi \u010dert.<\/p>\n<p>Ale v\u00ed\u0161 co, trhni si nohou, \u010derte. D\u011bl\u00e1m, co m\u016f\u017eu.<\/p>\n<p>Jo, je to pravda, necvi\u010d\u00edm r\u00e1da, nebav\u00ed m\u011b to. A ty r\u00e1na jsou prost\u011b stres, nakonec v\u017edycky na d\u011bti vyjedu, proto\u017ee se obl\u00edkaj\u00ed p\u016fl hodiny a j\u00e1 pot\u0159ebuju b\u00fdt v\u010das v pr\u00e1ci. Ned\u011bl\u00e1 mi to \u017e\u00e1dnou radost, \u017ee jsem takhle protivn\u00e1, ale\u00a0prost\u011b to vst\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed ned\u00e1v\u00e1m. A jo, m\u00e1te s Mikul\u00e1\u0161em pravdu, to \u017eehlen\u00ed mi taky moc nejde, u\u017e se mi to tu zase hromad\u00ed.<\/p>\n<h3>Ale to si na m\u011b mus\u00edte st\u011b\u017eovat takhle ve\u0159ejn\u011b?<\/h3>\n<p>D\u00edky, \u017ee ses m\u011b zastal, Mikul\u00e1\u0161i. Ale popravd\u011b, t\u00edm bal\u00ed\u010dkem u\u017e jsi to nezachr\u00e1nil. Co je pytl\u00edk dobrot proti tomu pocitu trapnosti, \u017ee jsem takov\u00e1 bordel\u00e1\u0159ka. A v\u0161ichni to te\u010f na m\u011b v\u011bd\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>To Petra, na\u0161e sousedka, ta je lep\u0161\u00ed, nen\u00ed takov\u00e1 ostuda jako j\u00e1. T\u00e9 jsi jenom \u0159ekl, \u017ee nem\u00e1 tolik mlsat, nebo se j\u00ed zkaz\u00ed zuby. A pochv\u00e1lil jsi ji za tu sv\u00ed\u010dkovou. Takovou j\u00e1 nikdy neuva\u0159\u00edm, to je teda fakt, na Petru nem\u00e1m. V\u00ed\u0161, \u010dlov\u011bk si p\u0159ipad\u00e1 hrozn\u011b, st\u00e1t tam p\u0159ed tebou a poslouchat, co jsem letos zase ud\u011blala \u0161patn\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Nemohl bys m\u00edt p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b trochu ohleduplnosti ke zlobiv\u00e9 m\u00e1m\u011b? A kdy\u017e se ti n\u011bco nel\u00edb\u00ed, \u0159\u00edct mi to mezi \u010dty\u0159ma o\u010dima?<\/p>\n<p>Ono je to toti\u017e stejn\u011b m\u00e1lo platn\u00fd \u2013 probrat to takhle jednou za rok a ud\u011blat na m\u011b p\u0159ede v\u0161ema tytyty! Nem\u016f\u017eu ti sl\u00edbit, \u017ee p\u0159estanu zlobit. Prost\u011b to vst\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed ani ten binec neza\u010dnu od z\u00edt\u0159ka zvl\u00e1dat levou zadn\u00ed, jestli mi s t\u00edm doma trochu nepom\u016f\u017eou. Ale samoz\u0159ejm\u011b ti to nakonec sl\u00edb\u00edm, Mikul\u00e1\u0161i. Nechci b\u00fdt p\u0159ece ta jedin\u00e1 zlobiv\u00e1, kter\u00e1 nedostane bal\u00ed\u010dek.<\/p>\n<p>J\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u017ee to mysl\u00ed\u0161 dob\u0159e a \u017ee m\u00e1\u0161 pro m\u011b nakonec tu sladkou odm\u011bnu, ale\u00a0stejn\u011b.<\/p>\n<h3>Zkus si tam na kobere\u010dek stoupnout m\u00edsto m\u011b.<\/h3>\n<p>A nem\u00edt v sob\u011b malou du\u0161i\u010dku, co na tebe vyt\u00e1hnou.<\/p>\n<p>Je to takov\u00e1 podivn\u00e1 chv\u00edle pravdy. Ve kter\u00e9 je ale pravdy jenom p\u016flka. Proto\u017ee \u010dlov\u011bk se tu mus\u00ed p\u0159ede v\u0161emi p\u0159iznat k n\u011b\u010demu, co o n\u011bm jeho nejmilej\u0161\u00ed nahl\u00e1sili do knihy h\u0159\u00edch\u016f, a s\u00e1m si tu na nic post\u011b\u017eovat nem\u016f\u017ee.<\/p>\n<p>No, kdy\u017e tu te\u010f tak v duchu stoj\u00edm m\u00edsto na\u0161ich d\u011bt\u00ed, najednou mi to nep\u0159ipad\u00e1 v\u016fbec f\u00e9r. A \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m si, co t\u00edm vlastn\u011b chceme za\u0159\u00eddit?<\/p>\n<p>Hezk\u00fd ve\u010der pro d\u011bti a nat\u011b\u0161en\u00e9 jisk\u0159i\u010dky v o\u010d\u00edch, \u017ee se potkaj\u00ed s kouzeln\u00fdmi bytostmi a u\u017eij\u00ed si nad\u00edlku? To ur\u010dit\u011b stoj\u00ed za to. Ale ten seznam h\u0159\u00edch\u016f je tu pak teda nav\u00edc, ne?<\/p>\n<p>Nebo n\u00e1m jde o to, aby d\u011bti p\u0159estaly zlobit, a spol\u00e9h\u00e1me, \u017ee na n\u011b zabere, kdy\u017e je napomene n\u011bjak\u00e1 \u201evy\u0161\u0161\u00ed moc\u201c? Hm. A nep\u0159izn\u00e1v\u00e1me t\u00edm jenom, \u017ee\u00a0sami jsme vlastn\u011b bezmocn\u00ed? Kdy\u017e na n\u011b mus\u00edme volat nadp\u0159irozen\u00e9 posily?<\/p>\n<p>A nen\u00ed to tak trochu srab\u00e1rna, sp\u0159\u00e1hnout se za jejich z\u00e1dy s \u010dertem?<\/p>\n<p>Co kdyby se moje d\u011bti taky smluvily s rohat\u00fdm pekeln\u00edkem a v\u00e1\u017een\u00fdm Mikul\u00e1\u0161em:<\/p>\n<h3>\u0158ekn\u011bte m\u00e1m\u011b, a\u0165 p\u0159estane s t\u00edm hubov\u00e1n\u00edm, a\u0165 se polep\u0161\u00ed!<\/h3>\n<p>A\u00a0a\u0165 u\u017e mi ned\u00e1v\u00e1 med do \u010daje. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee je zdravej, ale prost\u011b ho nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm. A\u00a0a\u0165 pro m\u011b chod\u00ed do \u0161kolky v\u010das. A\u00a0v\u00a0\u0161atn\u011b m\u011b pak nehon\u00ed, \u017ee posp\u00edch\u00e1me. A\u00a0hlavn\u011b a\u0165 sl\u00edb\u00ed, \u017ee u\u017e nebude k\u0159i\u010det, Mikul\u00e1\u0161i, jo?<\/p>\n<h4>Neb\u00fdt t\u00e9 ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00e9 situace s Andulkou.<\/h4>\n<p>\u2026 asi by m\u011b d\u0159\u00edv v\u016fbec nenapadlo o tomhle p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let. Jen\u017ee kdy\u017e jsem ji tam vid\u011bla bezradnou v t\u011bch mokr\u00fdch pun\u010doch\u00e1ch&#8230; Muselo to p\u011bkn\u011b studit. Mo\u017en\u00e1 ne jenom po noh\u00e1ch, ale i u srd\u00ed\u010dka.<\/p>\n<p>V\u00ed\u0161 co, Mikul\u00e1\u0161i, m\u00e1m n\u00e1pad. A\u017e p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b s \u010dertem p\u0159ijdete, nemohli byste knihu h\u0159\u00edch\u016f nechat v pekle? A\u0165 si to letos ud\u011bl\u00e1me hezk\u00fd. P\u0159ece o to n\u00e1m jde, ne?<\/p>\n<p>Klidn\u011b i tu b\u00e1sni\u010dku \u0159eknu, a t\u0159eba si i spolu zazp\u00edv\u00e1me. Nebo po roce probereme, co je u n\u00e1s nov\u00fdho. Ale nechat se ve\u0159ejn\u011b tepat, promi\u0148, to teda nen\u00ed v\u016fbec \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 legrace. I kdy\u017e je to jenom na oko, n\u011bkde uvnit\u0159 to \u010dlov\u011bka stejn\u011b zas\u00e1hne. \u017de nen\u00ed dost dobrej, v\u00ed\u0161. A \u017ee kdy\u017e doma zlob\u00ed, v pekle se to na n\u011bj v\u00ed. Brrr.<\/p>\n<p>A taky ti mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee je mi smutno za Andulku. V\u017edycky kdy\u017e si vzpomenu, jak tam po\u010duran\u00e1 st\u00e1la a plakala, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m si \u2013 za tohle \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 tradice nestoj\u00ed. Co\u00a0mysl\u00ed\u0161?<\/p>\n<h4>P.S. \u0158ekni pros\u00edm rodi\u010d\u016fm, \u017ee kdy\u017e je d\u00edt\u011b zlob\u00ed.<\/h4>\n<p>\u2013 tak Mikul\u00e1\u0161 to nevytrhne. P\u0159ece k n\u00e1m chod\u00ed\u0161 ka\u017ed\u00fd rok, tak to moc dob\u0159e v\u00ed\u0161. A kdyby m\u011bli pocit, \u017ee u\u017e si s d\u011btmi nev\u011bd\u00ed rady, tak a\u0165 nezoufaj\u00ed a\u00a0nevolaj\u00ed \u010derta \u2013 a pust\u00ed si rad\u0161i\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.nevychova.cz\/zdarma\/cz-se-rs\/v1\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Rodi\u010dovsk\u00fd seri\u00e1l<\/a>. P\u0159ijdou v n\u011bm na to, pro\u010d\u00a0jsou vlastn\u011b d\u011bti zlobiv\u00e9, pro\u010d se vztekaj\u00ed, odmlouvaj\u00ed a neposlouchaj\u00ed m\u00e1mu s t\u00e1tou, a jak se daj\u00ed polep\u0161it.<\/p>\n<p>No i kdy\u017e,\u00a0<em>polep\u0161it<\/em>\u00a0nen\u00ed to prav\u00e9 slovo.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"pvc_clear\"><\/div>\n<p id=\"pvc_stats_400609\" class=\"pvc_stats all  \" data-element-id=\"400609\" style=\"\"><i class=\"pvc-stats-icon small\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><svg aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\" data-prefix=\"far\" data-icon=\"chart-bar\" role=\"img\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewBox=\"0 0 512 512\" class=\"svg-inline--fa fa-chart-bar fa-w-16 fa-2x\"><path fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M396.8 352h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8V108.8c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v230.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8zm-192 0h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8V140.8c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v198.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8zm96 0h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8V204.8c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v134.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8zM496 400H48V80c0-8.84-7.16-16-16-16H16C7.16 64 0 71.16 0 80v336c0 17.67 14.33 32 32 32h464c8.84 0 16-7.16 16-16v-16c0-8.84-7.16-16-16-16zm-387.2-48h22.4c6.4 0 12.8-6.4 12.8-12.8v-70.4c0-6.4-6.4-12.8-12.8-12.8h-22.4c-6.4 0-12.8 6.4-12.8 12.8v70.4c0 6.4 6.4 12.8 12.8 12.8z\" class=\"\"><\/path><\/svg><\/i> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fajkusovi.cz\/wp-content\/plugins\/page-views-count\/ajax-loader-2x.gif\" border=0 \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"pvc_clear\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tento \u010dl\u00e1nek byl p\u0159evzat se serveru Nev\u00fdchova. Na tenhle mikul\u00e1\u0161sk\u00fd ve\u010der hned tak nezapomenu. A mal\u00e1 Andulka, co si nerada ukl\u00edz\u00ed pokoj\u00ed\u010dek a zlob\u00ed doma se vst\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00edm, ta asi taky ne. Se\u0161lo se u n\u00e1s letos d\u011bt\u00ed, \u017ee se m\u00e1lem neve\u0161ly. Je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed napjat\u011b \u010dekaly, kdy se kone\u010dn\u011b ozve<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"more-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link button\" href=\"https:\/\/www.fajkusovi.cz\/?p=400609\">Pokra\u010dovat<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-400609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fajkusovi.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fajkusovi.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fajkusovi.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fajkusovi.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fajkusovi.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=400609"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.fajkusovi.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":400614,"href":"https:\/\/www.fajkusovi.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400609\/revisions\/400614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.fajkusovi.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=400609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fajkusovi.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=400609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.fajkusovi.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=400609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}